Well, look at that — you actually made it here.
Congratulations, you followed a single instruction without drooling on your keyboard.

Don’t get too proud.
Half the morons who started already gave up, lost in the maze of their own stupidity.
You’re slightly above average — which, in this place, only means you can read.

But don’t relax.
That was the baby step. The training wheels.
From here on out it gets less forgiving and much more entertaining — for me, obviously.

We’re on page two.
If you think you can handle another miracle, crawl your way to page 3.
Go ahead, genius. Prove you can count to three.